/1ntr/ - 1ntrnet

Hey Chad,
My name is John, fuck you. You're nothing more than a cheap rip off of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, how much pussy have you gotten? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of virgins, but that was my thing and you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing someones girlfriend over facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "being the John of the 2010's". I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You're nothing more than a downgrade from the original. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch