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Carnivore plants, the spider's predator.

>>5338
if they were same size as me nah , especially not the females because i heard the fems are more aggressive
>>5339
and most insects not just spiders
i think spiders have other predators

>>5341
aww
ykw?! it counts

spiderses

WHAT??!!!
Oh.
Another nature documentary.
Fuck you.
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SP05HpoWwz4

>>5344
Dunno, Nature is a pretty neat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkzwG2lLPc

>>5344
Pretty aggressive.

>>5346
Nah, just hydraulic compression

more spiderses

>>5345
Agreed
>>5349
those are cool af
i always adored the patience that spiders have

This thread is making it difficult to avoid spooder-posting

>>5354
>Spidflutters
Stay away from me. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

This is now a Spidermare thread.

>>5360
if you like to , sure
share what you like about spooders and spooder-pones

>>5358
Yeah.

>>5363
Spider-derp

Pizza for all!

>>5361
I actually quite like spiders.
Anything that kills and eats pesky flying things like mosquitos is my friend.
That's also why I like wasps, they kill flies.
Hornets are assholes and can die though.
They kill bees.
As for spider ponies? I just imagine the extra limbs to be extra cuddly, like >>5354

>>5352
They are thoughtful and measured, at inner peace.

>>5368
OMG noaw I want a tiny blue spooder-fren

>>5365
AWW!! Derpy is so adorable
>>5366
i do too
i had a spider pet , the only sad thing about having a spider as a pet is that most of them will die so fast
>>5368
facts , anyone can learn from 'em

Thread's too quiet.
Have another spider pony.

>>5373
hey i was not active myself ether but thanks anon
here are some cute spiders

I feel bad now.
I saw movement in a crevice so I sprayed it, thinking it was ants, and instead I saw a bunch of baby spiders running for cover.

Web puppies

I'm not following. It seems to me that you all are spooderphiles not phobes? But I love our eight-legged home-cleaners as well. Here's a vid I like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAn4k3hG8P4

>>5390
i kinda made this thread to put out people's phobia of spiders
i used to be scared of them alot
until i got a spider pet , i realized that waste majority of them are just innocently harmless and most of them are calm
now i love them but not in a -philla way

>>5391
Well, I mean, if they were more conveniently sized for such activities and expressed a willingness...

>>5391
Spiders are cute pneumatic automations that need to eat.

>>5392
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>5392
>conveniently sized
they would probably fallout nv us with their hunger for humans and let's be real even tho i like spiders , but them being same size as us would fucking kill us
also don't push it too much with this board which is sfw , it can get deleted , just saying
>>5394
agreed , also i love how they save farms from other weird insects
i always fed my spider with the mosquito that i cached
fuck mosquitoes in a non-sexual way

>>5391
I'm a total fucking hippie, man. I love all critters, great and small.

>>5404
Impressive colors.

>>5404
Yeah, but I love spiders in particular, because anything that eats mosquitos is my friend, as far as I'm concerned. So bats, wasps, dragonflies, starlings...

>>5391
This is not the first spooder thread that has appeared on the site
>>5392
Not for sexual

>>5404
>I'm a total fucking hippie, man. I love all critters, great and small.
same , man, same |tree hugger-pic related|
those peacock spooders are awsome
>>5406
any creatures that kills those annoying pain in the ass mosquitoes is on the Light side in my book |spooder with lightsabers gif|
>>5407
>This is not the first spooder thread
i did not knew , probably it has been archived

>>5409
>i did not knew
You couldn't, it's not a criticism. It was (literally) years ago in /sp/
Suffice it to say, there are ex-arachniphobic spooder-appreciators in the periphery

>>5410
>it's not a criticism
i wouldn't mind if it was even
>there are ex-arachniphobic spooder-appreciators
i am glad to hear that
more people should get over their fear of spooders.

>>5411
For me, it was realizing that they're smol oddly-shaped robots

>>5412
>smol oddly-shaped robots
Predator robots.

>>5413
shit i was searching and ...This is a real thing...

>>5417
i hope someone make a treehugger thread in /poner/
she is such an underrated character
who was so funny and interesting
and a good representation of hippies
only used in one episode , and few times as a cameo here and there

>>5420
I would love to see it, except I tried it a few times in 4crap/mlp/, and they never went anywhere. There really isn't enough good Tree Hugger images and stories to sustain a thread for more than 20-50 replies. And they always get invaded by potheads with their stupid "Yeah, 4-20 BLAZE IT" memes. I would be all for this idea if I hadn't seen the "hippies = druggies" crowd ruin every single Tree Hugger thread.

>>5422
hippies != druggies
?

>>5423
Comme cé la. Also, have a couple of spider pics to stop the thread drifting too far off topic.

>>5424
>>5423
>>5422
you know what?
update:
sending both spooders and tree hugger is allowed on this thread
at the same time or separated even

i am addicted to Jedi spooders

>>5427
Need to swap the colors on them though, so you can caption it, "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"

>>5428
In soviet spooder universe...
anakin has the higher ground
god that is a old meme

Would you?

>>5430
she has mustache and very spooder like eyes
my answer is no
but how about you anon, would you?

>>5430
Derp please back off.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>5431
You seem to be misconstruing the degree of consent to the equation

>>5433
oh yeah i forgor...spiders won't care about consent when you are trapped in their web
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i never played undertale but i think muffet has to be the most cutest spooder character that i ever seen

>>5431
Maybe.
With protection.

>>5430
I love ponies, but arachnid stuff is too much.

>>5444
That is cute as fuck holy

>>5434
Kiss the spooder.

More cute and floofy anime spooders...

And one lewd spooder.

>>5448
>>5450
>>5451
all of them are cute even the lewd one , also anime + spooder seems like a nice combo

Big spidder.

>>5459
i am not sure if that spider is from Australia or nah
but at this point , i believe those spooders should pay taxes and if they live in a human's house , they should pay half of the rent
this has to become a law

>>5460
Where are they going to get money?

>>5461
they need to find a job at farm , like hunting annoying swarms whom destroy the farm
that would be their favorite job , not only they eat , also they earn money as well