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something that is naturally frowned upon, this will be an experimental thread.
ITT: You tell vague stories of different occurrences that happen throughout your everyday life. Whether humorous or emotional, remember to be vague but not afraid to put some effort in your detail. This will be a thread for bigger posting exercise, something that takes you away from the norm of one line, single word posts. if you have literary skills, use them.
1. post being at the very least 2 paragraphs (preferably 3)
2. no copypasta crap, try to be original.
3. no bully, have an open mind and try not to be a shitter.
4. feedback is nice, feel free to ask questions about ones post, but remember to make your post with some effort.


When I was 19 my little sister used to complain about seeing a man in a suit staring at her in her bed at night. She was 6 so I didn't care since little kids you know. Well later on I ended up moving into her bedroom due to family visiting and I will never forget that first night when I seen the man in the suit standing in the corner staring at me. First night I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me but as time went on he would appear every night in different areas of the room. It got worse as my time in that room continued since I found out it wasn't just him.

There was a 2nd figure that would appear at night but this one only appeared closer to the morning it was a woman in a full wedding grown with a veil on over her face. She would stand either Next to the man, or a bit away from him but never far away from him. After a few months of this I began to research into what the fuck to do about ghosts. I am a devout Catholic so I hunted for proper catholic ways to remove spirits. I found very deep online a multi page exorcism prayer list that removes spirits. Armed with that I grabbed my rosary, crucifix, blessed candle and got to work.

The prayer begins by blessing your self, after the blessing you ask for forgiveness of your sins, then you ask for forgiveness, after you do that you begin a prayer for defense of sorts asking for God to protect and guide you through what you are about to do after that the prayer has you speak out to the spirit and tell them why you are there, what you are there to do. When I began the part of speaking to the spirit I felt them I felt the husband and wife and the room went colder, it was an otherworldly feeling one that I have never experienced before or after. As I continued on I began to ask God to forgive the spirits you begin to list off the sins they may have committed and as I was doing this I felt them even stronger I could see them their faces from each other's point of view, I could see the car crash they died in just after marriage, I could FEEL the pain they felt of their death, the anger of dying right after their marriage and not being willing to accept that it is time to pass on. Then as the list went on I hit the sin they had committed and felt an intense feeling of sorrow from the two of them on me. The sin was Premarital sex it was clear why they were unwilling to leave they knew they had sin on their souls they were too afraid to be judged and they were not willing to accept thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


that's pretty cool, can you post the thing? If this really works, then it probably wouldn't be the best idea to only have (possibly) one copy in existence.


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>no copypasta crap, try to be original.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ngr Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-/k/aeda, and I have over 9,000 confirmed rapes. I am trained in NEET warfare and I'm the top rapist in the entire Ngr armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will rape you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of faggots across mlpol.net and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, faggot. The shitstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your virginity. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over nine thousand ways, and that's just with my bare penis. Not only am I extensively trained in penile combat, but I have access to the entire lube-arsenal of the Ngr Rape Corps and I will use it to its full extent to rape your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit semen all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


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do share this, I want to see.

I personally have not experienced very many paranormal experiences in my past, aside from about 10 years ago, I was invited to a family members home for a small get together. There were few around, all mostly familiar faces, aside for a small group around a distant family member that I saw more as a friend, so on first impulse I decide to go greet him, along with these new faces. After a handshake and some small talk, I learn that they come from California, visiting for a small getaway from what i assume is their everyday life. Nothing out of the ordinary came of our conversations, other than a small comment one of them made, regarded whether are not we had any haunted locations on our area, thinking about it the only locations that locals would consider haunted, were mostly scare warning that were told to kids, to keep them from sneaking into vacant houses. most knew that it was all a sham, the moment one kid gets brave enough to prove it false, and venture inside.

I personally could not think of anything that would come off as "haunted" in a more mature sense, so I went with the most obvious choice, being the cemetery. Surprisingly the group was interested and wanted to take a ride out there, packed inside a small truck we drive on out there and turn into the gate and park in the center of it all, this is a very dark area in town with little to no lighting, one of the downfalls of living in a rural area, we all get out of the truck, and group up while one of the guests reaches to the cab and pulls a small bag, unzipping it he pulls out a camcorder and boots it up, we have some small talk while he makes adjustments, mostly question of this towns history etc. I really did not tell him much because I myself don't really know too much about the town and its past, aside from stories told by elder family members. Moving on we begin walking around the graveyard, along side each other, I stay near the camera man, just out of curiosity of what he might be seeing, looking through his side display, I see small particles flying about, I think nothing of them due to what I have seen in ghost hunter shows that air quite frequently. everything seems fine nothing really eerie going on other than the fact we are in a graveyard in the middle of the night, until suddenly the camera man comes to a halt, and stops us along with him.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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We need more Cute Anime Girls!
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です です です です です です です です です です です


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Every Saturday from this week, we'll have a movie night. This week were watching The Alien at 9pm cst. I'll post the link to the rabbit an hour before.




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These are trips.


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get the hell out of /1ntr/



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this thread is to pay tribute to a very dear member of this community, we have lost one of our foundational members and dear friend, Pika was a good person with a big heart who truly cared about this community and the family we had created over these years. Internets would not be what it is without you, and you will never be forgotten. may you find peace from the suffering of this world and find joys within the after life, you will always be in our hearts.

Pika - 6/5/18 nevar 4get
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yeah, he literally is kill.


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Forgive my newfaggotry, but who was Pika?


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pika was around when /1nternets/ became a thing quite a few years back, one of the few users left from before we were an imageboard. Also the one that came up with pic related being our mascot.


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It's the current year!


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Bullshit. The year is 2010 and you know it.


i thought it was 1984…


ngr its 1337


how could we connect to the internet then if its 1337?

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My friend gave me some advice on associating with you people. What is your side of the story? Here is his:





my tale is that i am just a man a man that is a man the very man who is the man of all men that man of man can man so man that man can man more like man


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The most exciting time of the day has flanly come.


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MFW fellow white people


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best in pair


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I just want it to be 2AM already.


the skin on penis hurt

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Hey Chad,
My name is John, fuck you. You're nothing more than a cheap rip off of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, how much pussy have you gotten? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of virgins, but that was my thing and you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing someones girlfriend over facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "being the John of the 2010's". I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You're nothing more than a downgrade from the original. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch


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Just do it, if you're here you haven't anything better to do.
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Excellent waifu choice. She may be a waifu of years long past. but she is of the utmost quality.


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I kek'd


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How about Noriko?

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To all the Ngrs that have been on this wild ride all these years, from shitposting skype groups to our very own imageboard community, we have come a long way. I remember when we went to 8ch and for the longest time worked towards integrating ourselves into as many communities as possible, with the intent of reminding users of the fun imageboards used to bring. it has been slow and we lost a fuckton of Ngrs on the way, /1ntr/ has died and came back many times, and still is a totally fuckable corpse.

To think that the one place we adapted the most would be a website of Nazi horsefuckers, I remember when we had the discussion of integrating /1ntr/ with /mlpol/ and was worried I would lose all support due to HOARSFUCKERS REEEEEEE. but we got the exact opposite, they welcomed us with open arms as we worked on getting our shit together, our community has changed a lot, and we have a whole new cast of Ngrs that bring fresh life and OC to the board. I would like to thank Atlas and /mlpol/ for this year long wild ride, and hope for more motherfuckery in the future

We are long from dead Ngr, Brace for Faggotry.
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All hail the intarnets(user was headpatted for this post)


does a friendly lurker learning the cultures get a headpat, too?(user was headpatted for this post)


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Happy completion of one full revolution around the sun you filthy sticking Ngrs!(user was headpatted for this post)


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Am ready for geh butt stuff(user was headpatted for this post)


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I'm not too late for the celebration, am I?(user was headpatted for this post)

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>Look forward to the days when we say the same about Discord and Kikebook.
I will be old as shit by then anon, Myspace still is not dead yet, nor is Hi5 that I last heard.

the future will be something to see, no doubt about that.


Who can say where the road goes

Where the day goes

Only time


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just realized those were lyrics


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Fuck, I feel legitimately sad.
Rip in pieces, yellow running man.


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This board is very not good.


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love (You) too


yo mama


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no u

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Draw your waifu the best you can.


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My masterpiece


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Who may this be?


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I tried

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Attention Ngrs! We are the Ghibli nomads! WE COME IN PEACE! We have migrated from the hellish wastelands of /bant/ and have decided to settle in /1ntr/! Prepare your anus…
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She's got no underroos


maybe she just wears tights.


Flesh-colored tights…


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