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>>4345
Very nice. I wish I wasn't a poorfag so I could afford a custom.

>>4346
What custom touhou would you want?

>>4348
Clownpiece so I could freedom memes.

So I just found out knockoff fumos can be purchased on Amazon now.
I also found bulk orders on alibaba. Found a sakuya for 11 bucks but it's a minimum order of 10 pic related.
https://m.alibaba.com/product/1600630532706/New-Touhou-Plush-Club-Plush-Doll.html

Both alibaba and aliexpress are partnered with the World economic forum.
If you buy from them. You unironically deserve to eat the bugs and get tapeworm.

>>4351
Aren't Amazon and Walmart also partnered with them as well? It's damn near impossible not to give those faggots money. Anyhow fumos are ridiculously expensive and difficult to order so might as well buy the bootlegs.

>>4351
thankfully, 6 of the 7 fumos I have did not come from the WEF, as they were bought directly from Reitaisai. I only bought the Ranni fumo simply because Ranni.

>>4351
How about Ebay? Are the WEF? I could just buy my knock offs there.

Memehus on the Christmas tree. Hopefully the image isn't sideways this time.

>>4361
PADORU PADORU

You will never be a real fumo. You have no tag, you have no gift badge, you have no butt tag. You are a chinese knockoff twisted by cheap felt and thread into a crude mockery of gift's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your owners are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even fumos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a desperate guy to buy you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of real fumo fumes.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your owners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you and forget you. Your body will decay and go back to the dust. This is your fate. This is what you chose.

>>4363
Fumos dont have tags bakaNgr.

>>4364
Based Shiner Bock drinker. You had a choice in beers, and you chose the best. Try Ziegen Bock next time. You'll probably like it.
Nice plush too, I guess.

>>4365
>>4364
Tenshi drinking a Shiner!

I hurd u liek mudkips

Aliexpress released an original Hina Fumo.

Vhen der fumo says ve ist de master race ve heil heil right in der fumo's face!
Not to love der fumo ist a great disgrace so ve heil heil right in der fumo's face!

>>4484
Based Fumo.

I finally got a real fumo.

>>4585
Does she fit in the jar?

Futobros.. we keep on winning

>>4604
Moar Fumos.

>>4605
Does the cirno one like corndogs?

>>4606
hehe "chilly dogs"

I really need to post my fumos more, I have been lacking. If this image goes sideways ima flip shit.

>>4608
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4608
Post more

>>4611
I was at a con, no bulli.

our girl loves to read!!

>>4615
Based Fumo.

This made me really upset. Now it's your turn

B-but, what's wrong with chocolate?

>>4630
Sanaesan-chan was not allowed to have any choco au lait. she was teased. she was bullied.

>>4631
All right, say no more.
Here is her choco.

there they are!!!

>>4637
I might just snag me a Seija.

>>4653
>checks price on ebay $115
Never mind I think I will wait for an aliexpress bootleg.

>>4637
who is the one on the right? i like her hair.

>>4653
>>4654
If you truly loved her, you'd get her scalped

>>4655
Kijin Seija
>i like her
Netgoer, I... Seija hates being liked. She likes being hated. She likes being liked by ShinmyoumaruSukunaChan though, they are friends, partners in crime.

>>4656
It is what it is,
>Seija hates being liked
That makes me like her even more, most be lonely.

It is Wednesday. You know what that means.

>>4672
Fumo day?

>>4673
No, because every day is Fumo day. Especially Friday, because Friday rhymes with Fumo.

Wednesday, however...

>>4675
Why is cirno brown?

>>4677
She ate the watermelon kool-aid popsicle and turned herself in to a nigger
Most baka-ish thing I've ever seen

Fumo Friday. I love Reisen!