>>90243Yeah well, but "memes are real" thing is going a bit too far….
>>90243>>90244It's barely even a meme; it's just that all of Futurama's jokes are based on grim irony, so they're always right because fate is a cruel force.
>>90241Put these outside of abo neighborhoods.
>>90241Of course it's
>ausfailiaAnd, no, OP, that is not the way to Equestria.
>>90241Can payments be made by credit card?
>>90241>>90243Holy shit. It's literally like the Suicide booth in Futurama
but why though? a knife works just as well and is cheaper.
Why'd you archive it, anon? Pro-lifers are our allies.
Anyway, this sounds like a great gift for millionaire trolls to send to people. I'd send one to Lady Gaga.
Also, a fact that will make you reconsider using this machine:
http://www.lifenews.com/2017/11/22/abortions-in-the-united-states-hit-an-all-time-low-more-babies-saved-from-abortion-than-ever/>>90252A habit back from 4/pol/ and based archive bot.
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>>90241>On reclining in the capsule, activation uses liquid nitrogen to rapidly drop the oxygen level, and a peaceful death will result in just a few minutes.
Uh, well printing this thing would take some time and getting liquid nitrogen is not really that easy depending where you live.
Just gas yourself with one of these oxygen masks, you will just fall asleep and die, if you do it outside no one will explode probably.
[And if you really want a coffin, just do it inside a coffin]
>>90258It is all a bit odd. You know another way to drop the oxygen content in a small sealed environment? Just keep breathing.
I am not against people suiciding in some circumstances. Some people are in a unavoidable permanent state of torture due to medical problems. But there does need to be a high barrier of entry so le edgy teens don't be le edgy.
I do wonder though, what sort of human would evolve in a world where suicide was a free daily option. Would we end up with only optimists and then Tomorrowland?
>>90252>>90254Good idea to archive everything, incase it gets (((edited))) or (((shoah'd)))
>>90268There are a lot of depressed people that are intelligent. There would be more optimistic people, but more stupid people. Ignorance is bliss.
>>90268Well there would be a lot less impulsive people, like, most people even when claiming to want to an hero, they actually don't want to kill themselves.
I say a lot of people would kill themselves because of how easy it would be to do so, if your emotions overwhelm you and killing yourself it's as easy as pressing a button, well..
Like, it's not really hard to kys, you can pretty much do it by accident, we are learning how to live long for centuries, dying is always a choice.
>>90272It's interesting to me that often a thing ends up promoting it's opposite. The more you help someone, the more they become dependant. The more forgivng you are to a bad person the more they feel they can get away with. It is almost like everything is opposite. The more rich a society becomes the less children it has. etc.
This makes me wonder are too many decisions made with only considering the initial result and not the subsequent reactions to the initial results? Reverse psychology.
Can suicide booths make a better world? If you push down on a cycle do you make a higher high later?
>>90274I really don't know, this is a weird ingredient to throw in the big stew that is the world.
I mean this could make sugar seem like an actual choice like changing jobs and make the world a more kind place or it could be an horrible thing the society doesn't accept and ends up taking as a signal of the world decaying, thus making the world a harsher place.
It all depends on the people's reaction, seeing how people need aid to know what to think, some would probably see this as a chance to fulfill their agendas
>>90274>Can suicide booths make a better world? If you push down on a cycle do you make a higher high later?A high death rate may stimulate growth. As the old decays and withers, fertile soil becomes available to the new. The bust always comes before the eventual boom.
>>90241I mean a man should always be prepared for what he may need to do
> On reclining in the capsule, activation uses liquid nitrogen to rapidly drop the oxygen level, and a peaceful death will result in just a few minutes.
so it just creates an oxygen depleted atmosphere inside the coffin? couldn't you just use rotten potatoes for the same effect?